Evenes

Evenes, Alex, Von Gacy, or simply Lord Putin Supreme, is a prominent figure as Teamspeak 3 server administrator, President of The Truman Crusaders, and professional badass. He is known to spend most of his time playing Dota 2, Planetside 2, and various other games with close friends Max0r and ChesterTheChest.

Among these things, Evenes is also closely affiliated with the faction known as The Antimemers, but only ironically... probably.

President of The Truman Crusaders
As Eternal President and founder of The Truman Crusaders, Evenes draws heavily from the Inspirations that Henry Truman has played since his birth, a long 43,000 Furlongs since the EToM age. The goal of the group is the eternal purging of the Weaboos from the Earth, forever.

Career as Professional Badass
Ever since Evenes was but a small boy, he had worked towards his goal of being a professional badass when he grew up. That day was finally accomplished in Furlong Years 1,000 B.F.Y., when he got his dumbass middle school science teacher fired. Mr. Jenkins was retarded.

Suspect Involvement with Max0r
Many in the group do question why Evenes would hang out with such a gigantic fucking loser, but these questions are yet to be answered to this very day.

Birth and Early Life
Evenes was born in Anor Londo approximately 6,000 Furlongs ago, or 6,000 B.F.Y. Ever since that day, Evenes worked tirelessly to harness the powers that were active due to the old native inhabitants of Anor Londo, whom some called "Hawaiians". After discovering this power, Evenes formed The Hawaiian Triumvirate as a secretive organization capable of safeguarding The Secret Rite of Kamehameha. This is where he met Max0r.

Some say that the old Hawaiian Triumvirate had a mythical lost member, Romney, but that he ran for president as a republican candidate and got destroyed, then retired to live in Alabama.

Leader of The First Gathering of The Juggalos
Evenes was the de-facto leader of The First Gathering of The Juggalos, one of the greatest councils of our generation, but was suddenly and inevitably betrayed at the council by the Nonhuman participates who turned their back on Evenes and banned his rights to trading with city states. They were all purged by atomic fire shortly afterwards.

Banned, But Not Forgotten
Around Summer 2016 A.D., or Furlong Years 1,000 F.Y., Evenes received a VAC ban from Dota 2 for accidentally leaving cheat engine open, but not for any real cheating at all. Thousands of dollars were lost that day, but to this day, Evenes is still determined to maintain his career as Professional Badass, and has done so well since that day.