ISIS

ISIS, ISIL, Daesh, or Goatfuckers, is an organization created to specifically combat the efforts of the ancient deity known as The Internet, and continue the destructive legacy of the old Deity known as Louie, who has long passed from our universe.

Origins
ISIS was directly formed by The Old Demonic King Scatman John, one of the original creators of the world. It was formed around 3,000 Furlongs before EToM's history began. It was formed with the direct intention of combating The Illuminati and The Internet in their attempts to complete the unfinished spacetime anomaly known as "Connection".

Leader
The leader of ISIS, Old Demonic King Scatman John, was one of the two creators of our world. Although since then, Scatman John's powers have waned after the disappearance of Louie, and some even theorize that the Scatman John who has appeared in Iraqland is actually an impostor. Despite this, his loyal followers continue onward in their war against The Internet.