The United States

The United States, US, or simply The States, is The Best Goddamn Country on This Fucking Planet, and is the primary residence of a large section of EToM, including Emp, Max0r, Evenes, Sisara, ChesterTheChest, and some other, way less important people.

Significance to The Truman Crusaders
Information regarding the states is few, but we do understand that Henry Truman was likely born within the United States 43,000 Furlongs ago.

The United States and their military action around 43,000 Furlongs ago is seen as the inspiration for the Weaboo Crusaders, or The Truman Crusaders, who are hellbent on the destruction of all weaboo kind via atomic fire.

Conquest of and Association With Anor Londo
It is rumored that the United States began their conquest of Anor Londo Beginning even before the age of Truman, estimated to be over 68,000 Furlongs ago, and far before the entirety of EToM was born. We do not know much, but it was rumored that the United States government was after a treasure known as The Secret Rite of Kamehameha, a power which is only wielded by The Hawaiian Triumvirate, and is kept a closely guarded secret. Since that day, 110,000 furlongs ago, it is rumored that the citizens of Anor Londo have been planning an uprising, but no such event has occurred throughout our observed history.

The Obama Administration
Ever since Obama had taken office, he has been responsible for several different, terrifying actions that have struck fear into the hearts of many. So great was their fear that they were only forced to mutter the remark "Thanks, Obama" before being inevitably struck down by his might.

Among his several atrocities were spilled milk, weaboo-friendly speeches, several Dark Souls casualties, and r/thanksobama.

Other Names
Other names for The United States include Lordran, Drangleic, Lothric, and Skiddlyboopodopo.